New Sex Wednesdays

Ava Knight: One Hot Sexy Woman (a repost, censored)

“Ava, you are one hot sexy woman,” exclaims indianmtnman of the Pic Hunter Forum. “I would give anything to be a photographer.”

If you’re not familiar with the alluring Ava Knight, consider yourself both lucky and unlucky. Lucky, because you have better things to do that cavorting on the internet looking for hot, younger women; unlucky because you don’t know what you’re missing.

I found Ava like I find most of my online friends: through LiveJournal. And while the main reason I added her was because she posted photos of herself, keep in mind I didn’t pay close attention to what she would later post. Ava Knight is a self proclaimed, though I can’t find the evidence to back this up anymore, porn star and as her online popularity escalates, more and more men are drawn to her.

With her Flickr account, her Myspace page, her Livejournal and her Wish List, it’s no wonder the girl is drawing so much attention to herself. A Google search alone gives you four hits of the lascivious young model.

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(SFW) Girlfriend/Wife Pics

So I'm cruising through Flickr, Photobucket and even Drunken StepFather, when realization sets in - there is an awful lot of naked girlfriends/wives online. I know it's a wondrous thing to be able to take a nude photo of your love one - or at least I'm assuming it is - because it's something you both did together. However, I can assure you, if she's lax with taking picture for you, and she has a sexual past, chances are those dudes have naked pictures as well.

The fuck pic is probably the most popular of all pictures because it lets the world see that you have a hot girlfriend - though this is normally not the case as most of the women I see online are ugly as sin, or just downright slutty (dirty) which, by the way, I'm a very pro hygiene sort of guy so nasty women scare me.

I assume, though, that most of these pictures, be naked or fuck photos are taken in strict confidence that bonehead boyfriend won't post them all over the internet. You women ought to know better. What enters one ear with us, exits happily through the next as we turn you over and start doing it doggy style. I mean, why do you think we're always attempting anal?

For instance, the girl on the right. While flipping through Photobucket, I landed on this photo which I thought represented what Latin lovers should look like. However, while perusing through Bowmans_Army's collection of seminude (because Photobucket removes all nude photos) girlfriend pics, I noticed that it seemed to document his time in, probably, Iraq during this ongoing and pointless war. I'll admit, she's hot. But does she know these pictures are online? Probably not. That goes for the other hundreds of nude/seminude, and probably extremely personal photos of women that have found their way onto the internet so that pervs like you and me and find them and exploit them - you by masturbating to them and me by posting them up here on the Blogger.

Now don't get me wrong. I praise the nude girlfriend photo and am not asking anyone to stop posting them - otherwise, what would be the point of this account as its main focus is to find said pictures and post them (and in some small sick way, I hope that the girlfriends stumble onto them and beat the shit out of the boyfriend). This brings me to my next topic, the art of revenge.

There are several exs of mine that I wish I had nude photos of so I can just sprinkle them around the internet like, well, like sprinkles (sorry, late morning, vague thoughts, I'm not in a colorful mood right now). My reason for wanting the nude photos of exgirlfriends is because it gives me some sort of pleasure (no pun) to know that I have in my hands the very thing that can cause huge problems with their significant others, their families and of course their jobs (especially if they're the holier than thou types). I'm a spiteful man, and I hate being lied to, so what can I say? I'm sure most of my readers are the same way, just like most of my female readers are probably pining over the fact their attractive, but rather "small," boyfriends have cheated on them, or posted nude pictures of them online, now wish "Damn! I should've taken a picture of him!" Well ladies, now you know.

Lose some weight, masturbate

An age old question of man's self pleasure: Does masturbation make you lose weight?

After reading that little, and poorly written post, I realize that the answer is no. While apparently true, I'm not about to tug my Johnson five times a day, or a hundred times a month in order to lose this spare tire that has found a home on my lower torso.

In any case, I would like one man volunteer to try the experiment. This person would have to keep a log of his masturbatory habits. I'm even providing you a sign I found online.

Undress Jess

So I'm screwing around on the LiveJournal, because that's where I started it all with the screen name poet_demas, and I discover this girl. She goes by the name Undress Jess and instructs us to look up her user name to find something more sexually appealing because she won't get naked on Justin.tv.

What caught my attention was the pigtails. I love girls with pigtails, though I'm not sure why. I think it might be a porn thing, but that's only one man's opinion. What do you all think?

I'm posting a few videos down under from her Justin.tv thing, though, I assure you that there is minutes of nothingness on Justin.tv. I'm not sure why this is appealing to anyone, but hey, let the girl want what she wants. Speaking of wants, why not buy something pretty for the lovely seductress? Her Amazon wishlist widget is also posted down below.

And because I love you, my dear readers, so much, I'm also posting a link to her Justin.tv profile, her livejournal, and if I can find it, her myspace - but not her actual site. You'll have to do that on your own time, because, like the title says this is all Safe For Work stuff.

I hope you all enjoy this version of SW because that's double the work for me. And I've decided that I can update this one more often than I do the other one.

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Welcome All

Okay, because Sex Wednesdays is not Work Safe and we all know you would like to know what's happening in the world of sex, I created this blog for you. Enjoy.