Friday, April 18, 2008

Lose some weight, masturbate

An age old question of man's self pleasure: Does masturbation make you lose weight?

After reading that little, and poorly written post, I realize that the answer is no. While apparently true, I'm not about to tug my Johnson five times a day, or a hundred times a month in order to lose this spare tire that has found a home on my lower torso.

In any case, I would like one man volunteer to try the experiment. This person would have to keep a log of his masturbatory habits. I'm even providing you a sign I found online.


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